Tips for job finders! How to deal an interview?

What do you know about the call center Industry?

Applicant: The call ctr. industry is booming out, side by side, somewhere
else. (Huuuwhaaat?)
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Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for the past few days and
I want to part of that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)
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Applicant: It's easy to be a call center, just looks arounds you, that why
i want to become a call center! (building ito!)
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Applicant: Oh im sorry, i sit corrected. (oo nga naman, nakaupo sha eh!)
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Applicant: Im afraid to dead. I feel that im not ready to die.
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Applicant: I usually play PS2 at night when there is no loud.

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Recruiter: You look familiar. I think i already spoke to you before. Do
you remember when you were last here?

Applicant: I think months from now. (psychic ito!)
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Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call center?

Applicant: From Manila Bulletin. (ang gulo... i drug test nyo na to')

Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do you want to work here?

Applicant: Well, I graduated from CEU with a course of blahblah.....
(out...out...out....)
Applicant: I'm a work alcoholic.
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Applicant: I'm the eldest and the only child in our family.
(arrrgggghhh...ADIK KA!)
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Applicant: I'm a hardworking...(yes..please continue...)
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Recruiter : Can you give me 3 values that you can contribute to the
company? Applicant : As a nurse, we were taught at hospital 3 things ...
TENDER.. LOVING ... CARE.. you get what i mean? (OH YES I DO!)
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Recruiter : Can you please count from 1 to 20?
Applicant : starting from 1 ma'am?
Recruiter : UH.. yes
Applicant : (clears throat) wun, chew, tree, four, fibe, zix, zeven,
eight, nine, ten, elevun, twulve, thirTEN, forTEN, fifTEN, sixTEN,
sevenTEN, eighTEN, nineTEN, tweyny Recruiter : Umm... ok, thank you
very much for interviewing with us .... (NAHILO ANG INTERVIEWER)
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Recruiter : Can you please count slowly from 1 to 20?
Applicant : In what language? (ABA!)
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Recruiter : Why do you want to work as an agent?
Applicant : Agent ho?
Recruiter : Yes. Why do you want to work as a call center agent?
Applicant : Call center ho?
Recruiter : YES. This is a call center. My question is why are you
interested? Applicant : I am willing po.
(GRRRRRR!!!!)
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Recruiter : Why do you want to work in a call center?
Applicant : Because of the big bucks of money.. i want to hab a house